Sunday, December 2, 2007

MUDKIPZ

Duration: 03:49 minutes
Upload Time: 2007-09-09 23:35:18
User: buykh2ordie
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Description:

A Mudkipz slideshow, with really funny pictures. If anyone is wondering where the "SO I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ" thing came from, This is where: THE FOLLOWING STORY IS 100% TRUE. I DID NOT MAKE THIS. One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me. "So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a Mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and." Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips. Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved. I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation. A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell. So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off. I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and "whatever else happened." The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight. So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?

Comments

runepro543 ::: Favorites  2007-09-30 17:58:00

luv it
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TheCatClan ::: Favorites  2007-10-04 07:00:26

MUDKIP! no I do not like him with a mouse!
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TheCatClan ::: Favorites  2007-10-04 07:00:45

I luv mudkip~
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muteki005 ::: Favorites  2007-10-07 18:22:13

So Dr. Seuss doesn't liek mudkipz? No wonder he is dead.
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kloakatriposa ::: Favorites  2007-10-17 09:21:27

this is delicious copypasta, you must eat it
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damildlyshreddah ::: Favorites  2007-10-19 14:00:39

om nom nom nom
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firedevin ::: Favorites  2007-10-19 23:42:31

dude!!!! flaming mudkipz for all
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Clockworks09 ::: Favorites  2007-10-30 17:21:53

But I love Mudkips! ;[
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wizardrockkjh ::: Favorites  2007-11-01 17:00:58

what song is this
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buykh2ordie ::: Favorites  2007-11-01 19:38:57

read the description
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buykh2ordie ::: Favorites  2007-11-01 19:40:07

nevrmind. It's southern Cross.
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wizardrockkjh ::: Favorites  2007-11-04 07:00:09

thanks
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manynam ::: Favorites  2007-11-18 08:27:14

BUT I DON'T WANT GREEN EGGS AND HAM SAM i AM
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buykh2ordie ::: Favorites  2007-11-18 15:14:14

O.o
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FarootheOwl ::: Favorites  2007-11-20 20:11:49

dude is that story true 0_o thats um... odd
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